Total Medals Earned: 861 (From 238 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,755 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/270 points)
Unlock Anti-Gravity
Unlock the Map
Unlock Slowfall
Unlock Far-Sight
Unlock Increased Strength
Unlock the Bomber Jacket
Unlock Checkpoint
Unlock Bubble Shield
Unlock Timestop
Unlock the Star
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 9/12 (160/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/160 points)
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 2/4 (55/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Catch ten fish
Medals Earned: 13/50 (70/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Defeat the Sheriff
Reach halfway through the tower
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!