Total Medals Earned: 779 (From 222 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,690 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (55/180 points)
Medals Earned: 13/50 (70/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (25/485 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/225 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/160 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (25/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/240 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Catch a single fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Catch ten fish
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Defeat the Sheriff
Reach halfway through the tower
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Defeat Satan
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
start the game
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Defeat Proto.
Finish the game on nerf gun-only mode.
Finish the game on lightsaber-only mode.
Finish the game on mug-only mode.
Finish the game on hard mode.
